Perturbations

 

Grady McMurtry

 

20 December 1941

 

 

Frater Perdurabo, where have you gone,

Hast come a cropper of mystical brawn?

Frater Perdurabo, you’ve wandered afar,

Please tell us concerning the mythical star

That is of yourself and none other yet

Frater Perdurabo, why keep us in fret?

Now I say that you are a whole galaxy

With names that are numbered by systems of three,

But others are yelling that this isn’t so,

We must add and subtract you with fours, in a row,

By dividing and adding and squaring the cube

We’ll find you are nothing but some Irish rube,

Who with powers, dimensions, and shymical hobbs

Has taken to raising his korn for the khabs.

Some say you are Baphomet; puissant, supreme,

That you stand on your head in a dream of a dream;

Some say you are Crowley, a man what’s a man,

Who would if he could and usually can.

Some say you are known with five V’s in a string

Who ordered and templed a most solemn king;

Some say you are numbered by six and six six,

You would roast the profane on a bonfire of sticks

(All this for their own good, we no doubt suppose,

Tho a cross the wide land the foul stench a rose);

Some say you are Buddha, with bare pate and ghauts,

That you sit on a tack and think ponderous thoughts;

You say you can levi a tax on the brain

Whose constant perusal would rid of all pain;

Some say you are Therion, and therefore are free

Of adenoids, hay-fever, and such allergy;

Some say you are gypsy Ank Af, and construe

The scriptures you scribble to be literally true:

Nor must we forget on the Russian to count

Or how you kahn climb the Himalayan Mount.

All these and more others you are known by, it seems,

Frater Perdurabo, the spinner of dreams.

 

 

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