Aleister Crowley Diary Entry

Tuesday, 5 March 1907

 

 

Sleeping off V.N. [Victor B. Neuburg].

 

[Opposite Monday and Tuesday pages:]

 

The Golf Girl

          

My girl with a laugh when I rubbed her calf

Said with good-humoured chaff “you’ve that for the Half!”

 

Her maidenly soul in a rapture did roll.

She caught hold of my pole—“I’ve this for the Hole.”

 

And when (I’m a sod) in her anus I plod

  She whispered, “My God! You’re playing the odd!”

 

The bloody old whore held me tight on the floor.

Though I’d holed out, she swore I must play the one more.

 

At my head in her dyke I determined to strike,

But she cooed, “Good old tyke! I will now play the like.”

 

I asked her to utter permission to futter

But she only would mutter “Be up with the putter.”

 

A babe was the blessing that came of caressing.

Did God set her guessing? “It’s my fault for pressing.”

 

When fucked she would say in her ladylike way

“One up and I say, boy, how many to play?”

 

 

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